California sober on the highway 1
Over on the shoulder thought
I saw some fun
Lookin' for a ride
Trouble in some daisies
Holdin' out her thumb
Stole some sucker's money
Now she's on the run
And she wanna get high
She said I'll take you on a little trip
C'mon give these lips a try
She drank up all my whiskey
Blew down all my smoke
I became the punchline of some cosmic joke
Damn bottle was dry
Kinda wanted to cry
She whispered Pull it over
I said You're the boss
In a southern drawl said
Here's where I get off
I've enjoyed our time
She said Baby give me one more kiss
Before I kiss your ass goodbye
Needed me some diesel
Just to get back home
Tried to pay the man
And found my money gone
Had to bum a ride
So if you see them daisie's walkin' 'round
Son you best just pass 'em by
And if you see a wallet on the ground
Bet yo' ass that * is mine
