[Verse 1]
If you were a wise man, baby, you would drop
Every other hoe, hoe, hoe and put me on top
Up there on your tree, better treat me like a star
Spend your cookie dough, dough, dough, spend it on my heart

[Pre-Chorus]
*** the jet, send the sleigh
It's a packed holiday, and I got options, babe (Ah)

[Chorus]
If you don't wanna buy me presents, drink me like a warm glass of milk
If you're not gonna race here from the North Pole to Beverly Hills

[Post-Chorus]
Just to keep my stocking filled
Well, I know somebody who will
(Somebody who will, uh-huh, somebody who will, somеbody who will)
(Buy me presents, baby)

[Verse 2]
Hе's a little bit older (Like, super old)
Got a bit of a dad bod
From a city that's colder (Brr)
But damn it, he's so hot
He knows when I'm sleepin' (Sleepin')
And he knows when I'm not
I haven't, like, seen him in a while
He's probably just busy at his workshop

[Pre-Chorus]
*** the jet (*** the jet), send the sleigh (Send the sleigh)
It's a packed holiday, and I got options, babe (No, ooh)

[Chorus]
If you don't wanna buy me presents, drink me like a warm glass of milk (Oh)
If you're not gonna (You're not gonna) race here from the North Pole to Beverly Hills

[Post-Chorus]
Just to keep my stocking filled (So filled)
Well, I know somebody who will
(Somebody who will, somebody who will, somebody who will)
(Buy me presents, baby)

[Instrumental Bridge]

[Chorus]
If you don't wanna buy me presents, drink me like a warm glass of milk (Drink me like a warm glass of milk)
If you're not gonna (Oh) race here from the North Pole to Beverly Hills

[Outro]
Boy come over this is not a drill
He said get on top I said I will
Then he made me come to this hill