Butter, I remember butter, we were once like lovers, we were quite a team. Sugar, I remember sugar, not much of a looker, oh but what a dream. I remember coffee flavoured Häagen-Dazs, sweetening my lips, now it's just a memory, right here on my hips. Pasta, I remember pasta, now I'm not anti-pasta, it always did the trick. Chocolate, I remember chocolate, but it became a habit that was hard to lick. Oh yes, and I remember Fannie Mae, but from where I'm standing now, looking at my Fannie Mae, remind one of a cow. Butter, I remember butter, we were once like lovers, we were quite a team. I'll take some butter-smothered pasta please, in a vat of chocolate cheese.