I don't wanna go and party,
I don't wanna shoot the pier,
I don't wanna take the doggie for a walk,
I don't wanna look at naked chicks and drink beer,
I don't wanna do a bong load, and go and wrench on the car,
I don't wanna hose the dog *** down,
Cause I ain't even gonna get out f bed,

I ain't gettin,
I ain't gettin out of bed today,
I ain't gettin,
I ain't gettin out of bed today,

Keep on skankin' ronnie,
Skank the night away,
But the time is coming,
For us all to pay.

I don't wanna watch no porno,
I don't wanna play guitar,
I don't wanna spank the monkey,
I don't wanna go down to the corner bar,
And I ain't even got to listen to all
The stupid *** you got to say.
I don't wanna do a God damn thing.
I don't want to,
Want to leave my bed today

I don't wanna eat burritos,
Or read about oj.
No I don't want to get a head rush
Cause I ain't gettin out of bed today
I ain't got to leave my bed

Keep on skankin' ronnie,
Skank the night away,
But the time is coming,
For us all to pay