Booden, Booden, Booden, Booden loved Iuga
But Booden, Booden couldn't, couldn't catch Iuga
She was such a sharp and fast
little chuga
And she kept Booden,
Booden on the run to hug her
Booden blew a gasket in his carburetor
His thermostat was heating up his radiator
His spark can jump the gap and crack the cap
in his distributor Iuga rolled her headlamps round and said
See you later,
gotta go down to the car wash I got a bug in my grill
But Booden called her out one day determined to get her
Round and round the courthouse where he went Right on her fender
Iuga tried her best to give Booden the brush-a
But Booden couldn't resist her She was just too much chuga
She turned left and he turned right
And they bumped head on at the corner
Iuga lost her headlights and thought she was a goner
She rared up all stiff and steered And just like a woman she said
Well, cock-eye for forget-al for damn B.B.
Bug-eye, Booger!