I bought a suit that's two sizes small
Now I'm waddling, can't stand tall
Mirror says you look divine
But my pants are screaming that's a lie
Oh, I trip, I slide
Oh,
I'm barely alive
Bubblegum life,
sticky and sweet
Stretching the truth till it's stuck on my feet
Laugh till it hurts, tears in my
eyes Wrapped in a world of bubblegum lies
I told her I could play guitar,
strum the lamp Now here we are
She said, wow, you're really unique
I said, thanks, I practice every week
I choke,
I fake,
the strings all break
Laugh till it hurts,
tears in my eyes Wrapped in a world of bubblegum lies
Bubblegum life,
sticky and sweet Stretching the truth till it's struck on my feet
Laugh till it hurts,
tears in my eyes Wrapped in a world of bubblegum lies
Bubble gum, bubble gum lies