Flyin' cross the desert in a TWA

I saw a woman walkin' across the sand

She'd been a walkin' thirty miles on route to L.A.

To get a brown eyed handsome man

Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man Milo Venus, was a beautiful lass

She had the world in the palm of her hand

But she lost both her arms in a wrestlin' match

To get a brown eyed handsome man

She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man Way back in history, three thousand years in fact

Ever since the world began

Been a whole lot of good women, sheddin' tears

For a brown eyed handsome man

That's what the trouble was, a brown eyed handsome man Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind

Between a doctor and a lawyer man

Her mama told her darlin' go out and find

Yourself, a brown eyed handsome man

Just like your daddy is a brown eyed handsome man Arrested on charges of unemployment

He was sittin' in the witness stand

The Judge's wife called up the district attorney

She said free that brown eyed man

You want your job you better free that brown eyed man Way back in history, three thousand years in fact

Ever since the world began

Been a whole lot of good women, sheddin' tears

For a brown eyed handsome man

That's what the trouble is, a brown eyed handsome man