Consternation on the dance floor, I can't take it anymore
My ugly girlfriend has these big eyes, she's running out the door
Get her back, the regulars cry
All the bar flies are going dry
We need some business, says the man, reaching out with a greasy hand
We need some business, says the man, with a broken heart
Broken hearts are good for business these days
Broken hearts are good for business these days
Broken hearts are good for business always
That's confusion on the turnpike, which way did the lady go?
Rumor has it she was flying through the toll booth down the road
Get her back, the troopers cry
All the judges need a boost, bad reviews in the daily news
And the chickens come home, the chickens come home

To rule
Broken hearts are good for business these days
Broken hearts are good for business always
Broken hearts are good for business always
Broken hearts are good for business always
Broken hearts are good for business

Broken hearts are good for business always
Broken hearts are good for business always
Broken hearts are good for business always
Broken hearts are good for business always
Broken hearts are good for business always
Broken hearts are good for business always
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