Take
a look at my girlfriend,
she's the only one I've got
Not much of a girlfriend,
never seem to get a lot
Take a jumbo,
cross the water,
like to see America
See the girls in California,
I'm hoping it's gonna come true
But there's not a lot I can do
Could we have kippers for breakfast?
Mommy dear, mommy dear
They're gonna have them in Texas
Cause everyone's a millionaire
I'm a winner,
I'm a sinner
Do you want my autograph?
I'm a loser,
what a joke I'm playing my jokes upon you
Well there's nothing better to do
Don't you look at my girlfriend,
she's the only one I've got
Not much of a girlfriend,
never seem to get a lot
Take a jumbo,
cross the water,
like to see America
See the girls in California,
I'm hoping it's gonna come true
But there's not a lot I can do
I'm hoping it's gonna come true But there's not a lot I can do
La la la la...