My dog has fleas
I was born with ukulele in my hand
If you were born in Fiji you would understand
I can sing in harmony
Along with all the rest
But it's my ukulele that I play the best
I play my ukulele in my bed
I can play it upside down or on my head I
can play it in the ocean in my little boat
If I drop it in the water ukulele will float
I
play it in pyjamas or play it in the ***
Now you might be thinking I am getting rude
If you catch me on the beach when it's getting hot
My little ukulele covers all I've got
So come to Tokariki and hear me play
We all play and sing here every day
You won't pick me out with a flower in my hand
Cause we all wear hibiscuses over here
I was born with ukulele in my hand
If you were born in Fiji you would understand I can sing in harmony
But it's my ukulele that I play the best