She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni You ought to see her rock and roll in her blue jeans on She's as fat, just skinny and bold Yeah, but I love her, she loves me Oh, how happy now we can be Make love underneath the ivory tree And I told her, Mom, I've been a pauper too That's exactly what I'd like to do Yeah, I wanna get married on the night of June Rock and roll by the light of a silvery moon Oh, I love her, she loves me Oh, how happy now we can be Make love underneath the ivory tree Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh She's a woman's only, she's my heart's desire She's a real upset and she's a real outlier Everybody turns their head when my baby goes by She's a woman's easy when she catches your eye Yeah, I love her, she loves me Oh, how happy now we can be Make love underneath the ivory tree Woo! Make love underneath the ivory tree Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Yeah! Woo! Oh! Yeah! Woo! Yeah!