I got a girl named Bony Moronie

She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni

Ought to see her rock 'n roll with her blue jeans on

She's not very fat, just skin and bone Well now, I love her and she loves me

Oh, how happy now we gotta be

Makin' love underneath the apple tree Well, I told her mama and her papa too

Just exactly what I'm gonna do

We're gonna get married on a night in June

Rock 'n roll by the light of the silvery moon Well now, I love her and she loves me

Oh, how happy now we gotta be

Makin' love underneath the apple tree Well, she's my one and only, she's my heart's desire

She's a real upsetter, she's a real live wire

Everybody's watchin' when my baby walks by

She's some good lookin', really catches the eye Well now, I love her and she loves me

Oh, how happy now we gotta be

Makin' love underneath the apple tree Makin' love, makin' love, makin' love

Harder, harder, harder, harder