I got a guy named Maroney, Maroney You know he's as skinny as a stick of macaroni You ought to see him rock and roll with his blue jeans on Well, he ain't fair, fat, just skinny and bald Yeah, but I love him, he loves me Oh, how happy now we can be I'm in love and I need the apple tree Yeah, I don't need no more than a proper tune Just exactly what I like to do You know I wanna get married on a night in June Oh, after all by the light of the silvery moon Well, I love him, he loves me Oh, how happy we're gonna be We're making love underneath the apple tree Oh, yeah, oh, yeah Oh, yeah, oh, yeah He's the one I know, he's my heart's desire Well, he's a real upsetter, he's a real outlier Well, everybody turns their head when my baby goes by Oh, it's time to see him really catch his eye Yeah, oh, I love him, he loves me Oh, how happy now we can be We're making love underneath the apple tree I got a guy named Maroney I saw your ring last night, he had a circle macaroni You oughta see him right below the beauty in June Oh, he has a fantastic voice Oh, I love him, he loves me Oh, how happy now we can be We're making love underneath the apple tree I got a guy named Maroney I saw your ring last night, he had a circle macaroni Oh, yeah, oh, yeah I got a guy named Maroney