I was always gonna end up on the wrong side of the track I'm a blonde-haired nutcase freak show certified damn maniac The wheels upstairs are turnin' but I swear that hamster died You can bet your ass I'm crazy bonafide Hell raisin' in high water, my tires done gone flat I'm the bottom of the barrel with the target on my back My mind goes to the gutter, man to me that's aimin' high You can bet your ass I'm crazy bonafide Bonafide on a Bible, bonafide on a rival Them lights are on but baby they ain't bright So hit me where it hurts cause honey I've answered to worse I was born a little wrong but that's alright You can bet your ass I'm crazy bonafide I'm salt poured in my coffee, sugar in my tank I'm down to my last dollar laughin' all down to the bank If I stay off the wagon cause that horse is too damn high You can bet your ass I'm crazy bonafide Bonafide on a Bible, bonafide on a rival Them lights are on but baby they ain't bright So hit me where it hurts cause honey I've answered to worse I was born a little wrong but that's alright You can bet your ass I'm crazy bonafide My left foot's on my right foot, my right foot's in my mouth Hell, I'd be droppin' knowledge but I just can't spit it out I ain't ever lonely cause it's me, myself and I You can bet your ass we're crazy bonafide Bonafide on a Bible, bonafide on a rival Them lights are on but baby they ain't bright So hit me where it hurts cause honey I've answered to worse I was born a little wrong but that's alright You can bet your ass I'm crazy bonafide You can bet your ass I'm crazy bonafide