Well, here I am from Paddy's land, the land of fire and romance I broke the hearts of all the girls for miles round kiddie town And when they hear the time away, they'll raise a hullabaloo And they hear about that handsome lad that they call O'Donoghue I'm the boy to please her and I'm the boy to tease her I'm the boy to squeeze her and I'll tell you what to do I'll court her like an Irishman at the Brogan Bar Me too is a perfectly relligous, molligan, holligan, wolligan, bold O'Donoghue Well, I wish me love was a red-red rose-blown onion yarn ball And me to be a dew dropping upon her brow I'd fall Perhaps now she might think of me as a rather heavy dew No more she'd love that handsome lad that they call O'Donoghue For I'm the boy to please her and I'm the boy to tease her I'm the boy to squeeze her and I'll tell you what to do I'll court her like an Irishman at the Brogan Bar Me too is a perfectly relligous, molligan, holligan, wolligan, bold O'Donoghue Well, I hear that Queen Victoria has a dog of fine and grand Perhaps she'd take it into her head for to marry an Irishman And if I could only get the chance to have a word or two I'm sure she'd take an ocean in the bowl O'Donoghue For I'm the boy to please her and I'm the boy to tease her I'm the boy to squeeze her and I'll tell you what to do I'll court her like an Irishman at the Brogan Bar Me too is a perfectly relligous, molligan, holligan, wolligan, bold O'Donoghue Thank you.