Princess Peach, out of reach
That's just how you are,
Life in the Mushroom Kingdom
Shouldn't be this stinkin' hard
Should have known you were gone in the first instant
But you were in another castle
Another castle?
King Koppa grabbed you
By Bowser you were caught
The koopa troops I fought, I did
But you were never there is all Toad ever said
But what you don't understand is

I’d catch a Bob-Omb for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Jump right under a Thwomp for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I’d run in front of Chain Chomp for ya (yeah, yeah , yeah)
All the Goombas I'd stomp for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Oh, oh
Every level starts to look the same,
Bullet bill is headed straight to my brain,
Yes, I would die for ya baby;
This ain't some kind of game.

No, no, no, no
Black, black, black and blue, had only 1 life left
Tellin' Bowser he's a louse as I throw fire at his chest
Back home, all alone,
Think I don't know what's up?
You and lazy Princess Daisy playing "Two Girls, One Up"
I brought you back home
And you got captured again
You got captured again, yes you did
To stay in one damn place is all I ever asked
Cause what you don't understand is

I’d beat Donkey Kong for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Play a dumb round of golf for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Dance in Bowser's old thong for ya (yeah, yeah , yeah)
You know I'd even play Pong for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Oh, oh
I would go through all these games,
Hell I'd even play Mario Paint,
I'd lose a life for ya baby;
But you won't do the same

You know I'm at your service, ooh
But now I'm so upset it seems
I found out that you're caught on purpose
By him every, every, EVERY time baby...

But darling I’ll still catch a Bob-Omb for ya
Jump right under a Thwomp for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I’d run in front of Chain Chomp for ya (yeah, yeah , yeah)
All the Goombas I'd stomp for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Oh, oh
I would go through all this pain,
Or send Luigi, hey it's all the same,
Yes, I would die for ya baby;
But you just think I'm lame.
No you wouldn't do the same,
Not even in your game
Ooh, you’ll never do the same,
No, no, no, no