Blame it on the Tetons, yeah, I need a scapegoat now

No my dog won't bite you though it had the right to

You oughta give her credit

'Cuz she knows I would've let it happen Blame it on the weekends

God I need a cola now

Oh we mumble loudly

Wear our shame so proudly Wore our blank expressions

Trying to look interesting

Blame it all on me

'Cuz God I need a cold one now All them eager actors gladly taking credit

For the lines created by the people

Tucked away from sight

Is just a window from the room we're bound to If you find a way out

Oh would you just let me know how?

Would you just let me know how? Blame it on the web

But the spider's your problem now

Language is the liquid

That we're all dissolved in Great for solving problems

After it creates a problem

Blame it on the Tetons

God, I need a scapegoat now Everyone's a building burning

With no one to put the fire out

Standing at the window looking out

Waiting for time to burn us down Everyone's an ocean drowning

With no one really to show how

They might get a little better air

If they turned themselves into a cloud