Yea, read all about it tell me

Have you heard the news

Captain Bob, he don't pay no dues, ah

You know he's lookin' in my window

He's steppin' on my toes

Don't want the truth and it goes to show I got a joker up my sleeve

I know what to believe

It ain't right just because

It's in black and white Find yourself a hero

Treat him like a friend

You build him up and tear him down again

Tear him down again

It don't hold a candle, hold it to the light

Check it out, is it wrong or right Well, is this the news of the world

It's just a pretty girl

She's all the news that's fit to print

In black and white Inside information, taken down note by note

A silent footstep, that's all she wrote

***, that's all she wrote

You got no need to worry

The baby's gone to bed

Dreaming dirty dreams in black and white and red

Aah aah Well, now I got nothing to fear

Is this the scoop of the year

Headlines on my bathroom wall

In black and white, hey I got a joker up my sleeve

It's so hard to believe

It ain't right just because

It's in black and white

Black and white