Ah,
okay.
My life is a movie!
Bitch, it's a disaster movie, what a palaver.
Like Jurassic Park or Armageddon.
Bitch, it's a disaster movie, great time drama.
A disaster movie!
Bitch, it's a disaster movie, what a palaver.
Like 2012 or I Am Legend.
Bitch, it's a disaster movie, great time drama.
I got places to go, people to see.
Bitch, it's a disaster movie, what a palaver.
Better take these bins out quickly.
Bitch, it's a disaster movie, great time drama.
But then chaos ensued! Bitch,
it's a disaster movie,
what a palaver.
There's rats in smelling brownish
liquid flooding the whole room! Bitch,
it's a disaster movie,
great time drama.
My 30 litre pedal bin was filled more than it
should have been! Why did I keep pushing it down?
Now I'm barefoot paddling and it smells like *
in my kitchen! Why didn't I just take it out?
*!
My life is a daytime drama! Bitch,
it's a disaster movie,
what a palaver.
Like Neighbours are home and away!
Under the appliances!
Bitch, it's a disaster movie, what a palaver.
The liquid makes its way! Bitch,
it's a disaster movie,
great time drama.
The smell is proper intense! Bitch,
it's a disaster movie,
what a palaver.
Crack the window light incense! Bitch,
it's a disaster movie,
great time drama.
Text my mate I'm gonna be late! Bitch,
it's a disaster movie,
what a palaver.
Due to this cruel twist of fate! Bitch,
it's a disaster movie,
great time drama.
My 30 litre pedal bin was filled more than it should have been!
Why did I keep pushing it down?
Now I'm barefoot paddling and it smells like *
in my kitchen! Why didn't I just take it out?
*! Do you wanna hear a joke about procrastination?
I ain't gone about to write it yet! Wait,
what's the punchline again?
It's not the first time, it won't be the last!
Just give me a * break,
it's that new master artist,
*!