I just pulled out of Minneapolis, I aimed my headlight south
I got the taste of cherry lipstick, still a-clinging to my mouth
She begged me not to leave her, but she cried till I nearly stayed
And I looked at that old road map and she just didn't make the grade
Well, there wasn't nothing wrong with her lovin'
She just ain't got what she got down in Biloxi
I got a gal in Pascagoula, I got another one in Gulfport
And both of them more warm-blooded than anyone I met up north
I got a Cajun Queen Creole, she must be six feet tall
When she strapped lovin' on your horse, she just climbed right up the wall
Well, there wasn't nothing wrong with her lovin'
She just ain't got what she got down in Biloxi
When I reach the city limits, I'm gonna climb up on the bluff
Nonchalant to get naked and go swimmin' in the Gulf
I'm gonna wash the north off of me, and when I feel like it's done
I'm gonna climb up on a rock and soak up all that southern sun
Well, the sun shines in Minnesota, but it don't shine like it do down in Biloxi
I go straight to the missing persons, I'm gonna turn my body in
Beg the police to shoot me if I try to leave again
It's about the same all over, and even lookin' at it from the worst
Well, it still stands out as bein' about the finest place on earth
And I think a chunk of heaven must have fell down on the spot
They call Biloxi
Yeah, this country boy's a-goin' home to Biloxi