Can you really rock and roll, Billy boy,
Billy boy?
Can you really rock and roll, Charmin Billy?
I can't really rock and roll,
I can't even do the stroll
But I'm a young boy,
and I can't leave my mother alone
And can you blow your saxophone,
Billy boy, Billy boy?
Can you blow your saxophone, Charmin Billy?
I can't blow my saxophone,
but sometimes I blow my bow But I'm a young boy,
and I can't leave my mother
And can you play your guitar,
Billy boy,
Billy boy?
Can you play your guitar, Charmin Billy?
I can't play my guitar,
I'd stare in my car But I'm a young boy,
and I can't leave my mother
And can you ride a motor scooter, Billy boy,
Billy boy?
Can you ride a motor scooter, Charmin Billy?
I can't ride my motor scooter,
but it's a little ring-tailed moose
I'm a young boy, and I can't leave my mother
And can you get yourself a date, Billy boy,
Billy boy?
Can you get yourself a date, Charmin Billy?
I can't get myself a date,
but sometimes I'm sure of that I'm a young boy,
and I can't leave my mother
So I can really rock and roll,
I can blow my saxophone And I can play my guitar,
Charmin Billy
I can't ride my motor scooter,
but it's a ring-tailed moose I'm a young boy,
and I can't leave my mother