Good evening, I'm from Essex, in case you couldn't tell, my given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay, and I'm doing...
Dickie! Dickie! Dickie!
I'm not a bloody dickie, I'm Billericay, Dickie, and I'm doing...
I bought a lot of brandy, when I was calling Sandy, to eight to make a randy, and all I had was shandy, another thing with Sandy, what often came in handy, was passing her a manny, she didn't love the manny.
You can ask Joyce and me,
I'm not a bloody dickie, if I ever shaped a tricky, I'm not a flippin' dickie, I'm Billericay, Dickie, and I'm doing...
Very well!
I'd rendezvous with Jenny, quite near the island penny, she looked more like a ganny, she wasn't all but fretted, her mother tried to ban it, her father helped me plenty!
And when I kept...
To Jenny, she bruised a plumbing wedge!
You can ask Joyce and Vicky,
Who's their favourite Vicky?
I'm not a * dickie, I'm Billericay, Dickie, and I'm doing...
Very well!
You should never hold a candle, if you don't know where he's been!
The jackpot is in the handle, on a normal broom machine!
So you ask Joyce and Vicky, if I ever shaped a tricky, I'm not a bloody dickie, I'm Billericay, Dickie, and I'm doing...
Very well!
Oh golly, oh gosh, come and lie on the couch, with a nice bit of push, from Barnum on Crouch!
I'm not a bloody dickie, I'm Billericay, Dickie, and I ain't a slouch!
So you ask Joyce and Vicky, about...
Billericay, Dickie...
Who's their favourite Vicky?
I'm not a bloody dickie, I'm Billericay, Dickie, and I'm doing...
Very well!