SPONGEBOB
"Good morning world, and all who inhabit it!"
Jump out of bed
Mix up a breakfast for my favorite pet snail
GARY
"Meow."
SPONGEBOB
Full steam ahead
The S.S. I Am Ready is about to set sail
This kind of day
Couldn't get much better but it keeps on trying

I'm on my way
Somewhere there's a Krabby Patty that needs frying
Who's the lucky sponge in the mirror who is living his dream?
Who's always extra careful with his dental hygiene?
Gary, it's me
Happy just to be here
In the world renowned
Bikini Bottom

How I love this town
Bikini Bottom
Where the sun shines down
On a beautiful Bikini Bottom day
"Good morning, Patrick!"
PATRICK
"Is it morning already?"
SPONGEBOB
"It sure is, and I'm singing the opening number."
PATRICK
"Ooh, I want a verse!"
I missed a snack
This busy schedule makes it hard to feed me

To stay on track
Now I'll have to eat it while I'm watching T.V.
There might not be time for a nap
But I'll do what I can
They're showing all the episodes of
PATRICK & SPONGEBOB
Mermaid Man
PATRICK
Oh, every single one!
I'm spending all day underneath
My favorite rock (favorite rock)

SPONGEBOB
Bikini Bottom
PATRICK
Now, what rhymes with rock? (rhymes with rock)
SPONGEBOB
Bikini Bottom
PATRICK
Nothing rhymes with rock (rhymes with rock)
It's a typical Bikini Bottom day
SQUIDWARD
"Would you two please keep it down?"
SPONGEBOB & PATRICK

"Good morning, Squidward!"
SQUIDWARD
"Another day, another migraine."
When I want some quiet, there's nowhere to go
A sensitive artiste
Can't get a moment's peace
With these two idiots in stereo
They never go away (never go away)
Typical Bikini Bottom day
NARRATOR
We now follow Spongebob past the
Treedome, home to Sandy Cheeks the squirrel,
Hard at work on her latest invention.

SANDY
Boy howdy, that was close
It's just a little smoke, a minor setback (setback)
A few more hours at most
And I'll be done with this here brand-new jetpack (jetpack)
And then this Texas squirrel, this country girl
Will spread her wings and fly
Her bushy tail and comet's trail
Will clear across the sky
Above the town and looking down

On a typical Bikini Bottom day (day, day). Yeah
SPONGEBOB (SPOKEN)
Bye Sandy! I'm off to work, at the Krusty Krab!
NARRATOR
"Ah yes, Bikini Bottom's most popular dining establishment,
Home to the Krabby Patty, owned and operated by Mr. Eugene Krabs. And across town,
The least popular restaurant: The Chum Bucket, run by Sheldon J. Plankton.
Two arch nemeses locked in their fast food Cold War."
MR. KRABS

Winds from the west
Everywhere you look the skies are clear and sunny
Good weather's best
When you're in the mood to make a ton of money
PLANKTON
Laugh while you can
Until the day you laugh no more forever
KAREN
Forever
PLANKTON

I got a plan
And I went to college so you know it's clever
MR. KRABS
They say that money doesn't matter if you love your work— HA!
Who would say that? Probably some penniless jerk
PLANKTON
Soon the day will come
When they'll all love chum
It's just a matter of time

KAREN
Bikini Bottom
PLANKTON
Till I get the main line
KAREN
Bikini Bottom
PLANKTON
Oh, this town is all mine
MR. KRABS, PLANKTON, & KAREN
Just a typical Bikini Bottom day
SPONGEBOB

Spongebob reporting for duty at the greatest restaurant in the entire ocean!
Where's Mr. Krabs?
SQUIDWARD
"It's 'Take Your Kid To Work' Day."
MR. KRABS
"Just think, Pearl, my darling daughter; one day this will all be yours.
Soon as you graduate high school, I'll start you as manager."
PEARL
But I have my own dreams, Daddy!
SPONGEBOB

Uh, Mr. Krabs? If she doesn't want to be manager,
I know someone who'd be great for the job.
MR. KRABS
You?
My boy, you're just a week, simple sponge. Frycook's all you'll ever be.
SPONGEBOB
Why can't he see?
I wore my good shoes and I've got my tie on
Maybe it's me
Am I just a simple sponge you can't rely on?

Come on, Mr. Krabs, I can do it if you give me one chance
Then everyone would say, "Good morning, Mr. Squarepants!"
I would never rest
Until I'll be the best
MR. KRABS
"Spongebob, get in the kitchen! It's opening time!"
ALL
In the world renowned (world renowned)
Bikini Bottom

Our old home town (old home town)
Bikini Bottom
And the sun shines down, sun shines down, sun shines down, sun shines down.
It's a typical
SPONGEBOB
Incredible
ALL
A regular
SPONGEBOB
Exceptional

ALL
An ordinary
SPONGEBOB
Extraordinary
ALL
Bikini Bottom—
Day
Bikini Bottom Day, Bikini Bottom Day,
Bikini Bottom Day, Bikini Bottom Day