At first I didn't realize, I needed all this stuff I had a little cottage, and that cottage was enough A place where I could sit and knit A place where I could sell my themes But now I've had a little time to reassess my needs And I need a bigger office I need a bigger chair A bigger desk, a bigger staff A bigger hat to wear Because I'm bickering I'm bickering, I'm bickering And bickering is triggering Oh, bickering Hey, listen up, meathead I'm gonna say this once, and I'm not gonna repeat it Greed, see, it's like a little pet, alright? And the more and more and more that you go and feed it The more hungry it'll get But, you know, you really can't blame greed No, that's stupid You see, it's got a worm inside Oh yeah, that's right That's one that always needs to feed And it is never satisfied You get it? But the more you try to find it The more it likes to hide Now listen, that is a nasty little worm I like to call it pride You see, now that's why you're bickering Listen here, idiot And finger it on bickering But that bickering's just triggering more bickering Got that? Alright Got that? There is a principle of nature That most every creature knows It's called survival of the fittest And this is how it goes The animal that wins has got to Be clawed by the kick and punch The animal that doesn't winds up someone else's lunch Accompanies an animal That's trying to survive It's struggling and fighting Just to keep itself alive But let's keep bickering On bickering on bickering Though bickering is triggering more bickering I want that bickering On bickering on bickering And bickering is triggering more bickering If the customers are buying and the money multiplying And the PR people are lying and the lawyers are denying Who cares if some things are dying I don't want any of your *** This is all so great and bold This is all so great and bold