When you're scared and stricken and losing your cool When you're such a chicken, you feel like a fool Don't freeze up, just ease up Take one deep breath and don't forget this little rule Uh! There it is! Ha-ha! Helpin' the people! Yeah! When your palms are sweating, when panic attacks When you're close to winning your favorite slacks Stop freaking and shrieking, don't look so bleak and just relax, kid And if you're weak and when your courage starts to plump Step up and overcome it Cause you're bigger, you're fatter, you're better than that You know you're stronger and harder and smarter than that So when you're haunted or daunted, stay calm as a cat What are you afraid of? You're bigger than that If you're still uneasy, still trembling in dread You're still so queasy, you'd rather be dead Don't fret it, don't fret it Cause if you let it turn your hair, kid You can't forget it, so if anything dismays ya No need to let it faze ya Cause you're bigger, you're fatter, you're better than that You know you're bolder, uh, you're buffer, uh, you're tougher than that And since you're braver, don't waver, just hand it its hat Show it what you're made of, you're bigger than that And once you know this, there's nothing to fear Every neurosis will just disappear Because you're bigger, you're fatter, you're better than that You know you're chiller, and you're flipper, and you're hipper than that So face your demon, stop screaming, and pummel its past What were you afraid of? You're bigger than that