Big Whip of Boston, drivin' the Austin, datin' of a girl in town
Big Whip of Boston, drivin' the Austin, puttin' all the little wheels down
I jumped in the car and I went downtown
To pick up my girl but arrived and found her mother
Talkin' about a cute sports car
What sports car could she be?
Oh no, no, he's back on the scene
Oh, Big Whip of Boston, drivin' the Austin, datin' of a girl in town
Big Whip of Boston, drivin' the Austin, puttin' all the little wheels down
We all got together in a soda lounge
All of the boys with girls in town
They were talkin' and facin', we're gettin' red
One sayin' this and one sayin' that
They all tried to figure out how to get
The Big Whip of Boston
Big Whip of Boston, drivin' the Austin, datin' of a girl in town
Big Whip of Boston, drivin' the Austin, puttin' all the little wheels down
We got a demolishist's automobile
He acts like a lunatic under the wheel
He's a hookin' and a hollin'
Spinnin' the wheel, he's a hookin' and a hollin'
We bought a big bottle and we all took a slug
Jacked up the wheels and removed the lugs
Big Whip of Boston, drivin' the Austin, datin' of a girl in town
Big Whip of Boston, drivin' the Austin, puttin' all the little wheels down
Big Whip of Boston, drivin' the Austin, datin' of a girl in town
Big Whip of Boston, drivin' the Austin, his wheels started draggin' and he lost them
Big Whip of Boston, drivin' the Austin, datin' of a girl in town