I was at the mall, sippin' on a milkshake, playin' the wall, takin' a break
Admiring the girls with the bamboo earrings, baby hair and bodies built to swing
That's when I seen her, her name was Tina, grace and poise, kinda like a ballerina
I said, how you doin'? My name's Big L, don't ask me how I'm livin'
Cuz, yo, I'm livin' swell, but then again, I'm livin' kinda foul
Cuz my girl don't know that I'm out on the prowl
To make a long story short, I got the digits, called her on my call phone and paid her a visit
I was spankin' her, thankin' her, shooin' her, undoin' her
Laughin' cuz my girl didn't know that I was screwin' her
Layin' like a king, my sheets are satin, that's what time it is, you know what's happenin'
She had a big ol' booty, I was doin' my duty
I mean, yo, I admit that my girl's a cutie, but Tina was exotic
Earl's my witness, with the kinda legs that put stockings out of business
When I went home, I kissed my girl on the cheek, but in the back of my mind
It wasn't his big butt freak that sat my girl down
I couldn't hold it in and said to her, with a devilish grin
Tina got a big ol' butt, I know I told you I'd be true
But Tina got a big ol' butt, so I'm leavin' you
Tina got a big ol' butt, I know I told you I'd be true
But Tina got a big ol' butt, so I'm leavin' you
I went to the high school about three o'clock, to try to catch a cutie
Ride my jock, my homeboy's Jeep, the system blastin'
Cold forty dogs, smilin' and laughin', girls all over, the kinda I adore
I felt like a kid in a candy store, that's when I seen her
Her name was Brenda, she had the kinda booty that I'd always remember
I said to my man, stop the Jeep, she's only seventeen, but yo don't sleep
I kicked the bass like an NFL punter, and scoped the booty like a big game hunter
I said to the girl, yo you look tired, let's go get some rest, relax by the fire
I put the big booty on the baskin' rug, she gave me a kiss, I gave her a hug
I said to the girl, them young boys ain't nothin', you wanna get freaky, let me kiss your belly button
I circled it and teased it and made a squeal, grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steel
When I was through, I wiped the sweat from my eyes, went to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies
Tina busted in my house while I was eatin', you know what I said?
Too bad you caught me cheatin', but Brenda got a big ol' butt
I know I told you I'd be true, but Brenda got a big ol' butt, so I'm leavin' you
Brenda got a big ol' butt, I know I told you I'd be true, but Brenda got a big ol' butt, so I'm leavin' you
I went to Red Lobster for shrimp and steak, around the time when the waitresses are on their lunch break
I pulled in the parking lot, parked my car, somebody shouted out, I don't care who you are
I paid it no attention, I walked aside, cause Brian had a nine and he was chillin' in the ride
I walked in the place, everybody was lookin', and shrimp and steak wasn't the only thing cookin'
I sat down to eat, ordered my food, I said to the waitress, I don't mean to be rude, but I'll take you on a platter
She said, you got a girl, I said, it don't matter, you look like you're tastier than piping hot pizza
What's your name? She said, my tag says Lisa, I said, okay, you're smart and all that, but when you get off work, yo, I'll be back
She looked at me and said, make yourself clear, El, where we goin'? I said, right here
She looked kinda puzzled, I said, you'll see, I pulled up at ten on the DOT
When she walked out the door, I threw my tongue down her throat, pushed her back aside, and pulled off her coat
Laid her on the table, and placed my order, and gave her a tip, much bigger than a quarter
On and on, till the break of dawn, all over the restaurant, word had borne
I heard somebody coughing, I checked my watch, I couldn't believe it said nine o'clock
I grabbed my pants, put on my Kangol, who did I see? Oh, yo, it was Brenda
Yo, she worked at Red Lobster, but I didn't remember
Lisa got a big ol' butt, I know I told you I'd be true
But Lisa got a big ol' butt, so I'm leaving you
See ya!
Lisa got a big ol' butt, I know I told you I'd be true
But Lisa got a big ol' butt, so I'm leaving you
See ya!