Big Fat Stellaand her crazy motherI'd rather be a monkeyhanging from a treethan to be a partof that funny familyI went homeand then I went to bedsaw her ugly facein the nightsearching for a placewhere I might be freeBut Big Fat Stellakept reaching out for meWith that bull-legged sisterher cross-eyed brotherthat tongue-tied daddyand her crazy motherI'd rather be a monkeyhanging from a treethan to be a partof that funny familyI'd rather be a monkeyhanging from a treeI went homeI'd get awayI headed for the coal-clon diveWhen I got therewell, what did I say?Big Fat Stellawas waiting there for meWith that bull-legged sisterher cross-eyed brotherthat tongue-tied daddyand her crazy motherI'd rather be a monkeyswinging from a treethan to be a partof that funny familyI'd rather be a monkeythan to be a part