She weighed 300 pounds, stood 5'5", she had an odor more dead than alive
Black greasy hair on her dimpled chin and her big belly rumbled like a lion's den, Big Fanny
No one knew who was Fanny's daddy, she turned up one day in Mavis' grill
Just looking stupid and standing stiff, and even the dogs refused to sniff Big Fanny
Some say she came from around L.A. where she got in a fight with some hippies one day
She blowed her garlic breath in those hippies' face
And they dropped like flies all over the place, Big Fanny
The judge finally put Big Fanny in jail, gave her 30 days and wouldn't set no bail
She gave a mighty bell, she struck a match, and the gas blowed a hole through that booby hatch, Big Fanny
Big Fanny was up in the mountains one night, fighting a bear in the soft moonlight
The bear struck a gun in Fanny's eye, and all them truckers
Said goodbye to Big Fanny
But Fanny got tired of playing with that bear and grabbed two handfuls of his mangy hair
She gave a karate chop, a judo roll, and knocked that trooper plumb out cold, Big Fanny
Big Fanny hung around for a couple of years, smoking cigar butts and mooching beers
And then one morning Fanny disappeared, back to the hills, unbearable, Big Fanny
Up in the hills north of L.A., there's trees growing with signs that say
All you bears be careful, pal, somewhere in them hills there's a big bad gal, Big Fanny
Big Fanny
Big Fanny