I need a big boy with polar bear arms keeps me warm in the winter snow storm When chill is cotton but his jacket's unzipped He bringin' my groceries in just one trip Till the sun comes back, I need a big boy hottie Makes his own heat with his big boy body For the next three months, Skinny Boyz is dead Forget a six pack, I need the whole damn keg Big boy with a big ol' jack A California King refrigerator sack With steaks on steaks on steaks on steaks on steaks B-b-butter, bacon, cheese, and lasagna in a tray Need an enormous man with an enormous hand Tease me snacks with his enormous hand And I hope he ask me to be his winter wife Cause messin' with a big boy will change your life It's puffin' season and all the girls be needin' Need a big boy, I want a big boy, give me a big boy I need a big boy body like a bouncer Big mouth breather and legs like a monster Get in the bed and he gonna do me right And when we all done, he gonna snore all night Anything I need, my big boy got it If I need a snack, he got Snickers in his pocket Big warm hoodie, yeah, you know I'm gonna rock it And if we gonna travel, you know he gonna put me in first class Cause he don't fit in the back Hey, big boys, go big boys T-big boys, I like them big boys Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Perky, I thought you only like girls I love girls, but they can't keep me warm I wanna be the little spoon sometimes It's like this I've been mannin' up the whole year Takin' care of kids and wife I mow the lawn, take out the trash You don't think that I be tired? All I do is work and stress And I could use a big boy So I could just relax He need to have them love handles In the front and in the back And yes, I want them three layers Like McDonald's Big Mac But if we talkin' girls Yo, I like my women big And it don't matter what the season Like I'm thick all year, yeah, yeah It's conference season And now we got a reason To get a big boy I want a big boy Give me a big, big, big boy We out here, ladies We the reason for the season These bands gon' hibernate in the winter You know where to find us We'll be shoveling snow in shorts Big, big, big boys