And a man keeps saying, do you take this woman to be your awful wedded wife?
Then I started thinking about her, no more winking at the pretty little gals a-boppin'
by.
No more dancing on a new romance, and Lord, it made me want to sit down and cry.
Oh, a nog pool shootin' and a rootin' and a tootin' with the boys if I take you for
my wife.
I can't go no place, I gotta look at your face for the rest of my doggo life.
This is it!
And honey, what am I doin' here in the first place?
You know I don't go for this marriage bit, I was only kiddin'.
And there's your daddy sittin' over there with a shotgun layin' across his lap and a
big smile on his ugly face.
And a man keeps sayin', are you gonna take this woman or ain't ya?
Well, then I started thinkin' about her, no more winking at the pretty little gals a-boppin'
by.
No more dancing on a new romance, and Lord, it made me want to sit down and cry.
Oh, a nog pool shootin' and a rootin' and a tootin' with the boys if I take you for
my wife.
I can't go no place, I gotta look at your face for the rest of my doggo life.
This is it!
Honey, what's this jazz about love, honor, and oh baby, that cat's talkin' to me.
And look at all these good-lookin' bridesmaids standin' around.
Hello, baby!
And a man in charge keeps sayin', look here, do you take this woman or don't ya?
Well, Lord, then I started thinkin' about her, no more winking at the pretty little
gals a-boppin' by.
No more dancing on a new romance, and Lord, it made me want to sit down and cry.
Oh, a nog pool shootin' and a rootin' and a tootin' with the boys if I take you for
my wife.
I can't go no place, I gotta look at your face for the rest of my doggo life.
This is it!
And a man keeps sayin', look here, do you take this woman or don't ya?
And I say, puddler, I don't believe I do.
Let me outta here!