My girl went to the doctor cause her heart had palpitations They cut the carbs or else she'd end up pushing up carnations She stepped up on the scale and the doctor said, oh lordy If you don't drop a few, girl, you won't make it past age 40 My girl said, hey lookie on that fancy x-ray chart Said the doctor only held that 1gd big ass heart I'm telling you my friend, my girl's got a big ass heart When she's shopped for groceries, that heart gets its own damn cart That big ass heart can pump two tons of love through her chest And then sit down and win her love and fight eating contest I love that big ass heart so much I think it isn't fair Like how your heart won't pay me back for breaking all my chairs So sick with love, I think I'm coming down with rickets When that big ass heart flies, coach, it has to pay for two plane tickets Oh, that big ass heart Oh, that big ass heart