After one whole quart of brandy

Like a daisy I awake

With no Bromo Seltzer handy

I don't even shake Men are not a new sensation

I've done pretty well, I think

But this half-pint imitation

Put me on the blink I'm wild again

Beguiled again

A simpering, whimpering child again

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I Listen, baby I couldn't sleep

And wouldn't sleep

Until I could sleep where I shouldn't sleep

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I Lost my heart but what of it?

My mistake I agree

Oh, she's such a laugh and I love it

Although the laugh's on me Ooh, I'll sing to him

Bring springs to him

And worship the trousers that cling to him

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I Oh, you're so cute

Ooh she's kept enough, she's slept enough

And yet, where it counts she's adept enough

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I When he talks he is seeking

Words to get off his chest

Horizontally speaking

She's at her very best Oh, we've seen a lot

I mean a lot

And now we're like sweet seventeen a lot

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I Oh, we're vexed again

Perplexed again

Thank God we can't be over-sexed again

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I