Once upon a time on an estate far, far away
So actually it weren't far away,
it was standing around the * corner
Stop swearing
Right, nah, this woman called Betty, right?
She was around loads of kids around her house,
there was loads of fudgy things
I'm gonna say * up,
but I've just * up,
so
This is the life of Betty
Stop what you've got at it
And if you're American, take it away
So much for that
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-back in the day
When my grass didn't grow
And I was indestructible, not
I get on them things that make your mom's diamonds Unaware,
sprinklin' bad pop
So,
so I got in this crowd to make my rep look bad In a good way,
yeah,
nah,
ha-ha
Thought I was in it doin' whatever In it,
I'm a cool jammin' with skinks on the block
And so I met this one shitty checkbore
She was so * she couldn't stand up
And so I gave her a try at a kitty
cat bar And told her take her right,
her right,
right,
right
Take it
Oh,
no, no
Oh, no,
no
Next thing you know,
I'm at the ho's that I'm howling Cigarette can and a kiss
Poison and lime on paper,
she's the first time Fuckin' young blood,
that pure filth
I know she ain't no milf,
no,
I do,
lady Gotta max that cracker now
Every ho's I go for sweaty juice sacks That can't get *,
no,
how
But Betty was gone,
yeah, yeah Betty was gone, yeah, yeah
Sniff, sniff, sniffy finish
all day, yeah, yeah Betty was broken dead Makin'
Tipszy out the back side of my
Six wife to Lady