Remember when you broke up with your crazy exGod, I'm glad you've finally gotten over themOnly took about a hundred million textsGod, I swear that kid was such a narcissistEverybody knows I love you so, so, so, so muchCause every time they ask, I always tell, tell, tell, tell themThat's my, that's my best friendThat's my, that's my right handThat's my gun I throw up in the bathroom but still love themBaby, you're my best friend, best friendBaby, you're my best friend, best friendThat's my, that's my lifelineThat's my ride or die likeThat's my say I hate you but you know that that's a damn lieBaby, you're my best friendBest friendBaby, you're my best friend, best friendBaby, you're myBaby, you're myMade a promise that I'm gonna marry youIf we're both still single by like 32And I bet that's gonna end up being trueCause I hate like everyone except for youWho else is gonna grocery shop with me at 2amWho else will take that picture for you just to get revengeYou're just a psycho as me, just a sick inside the headSo when they ask, I've always saidThat's my, that's my best friendThat's my, that's my right handThat's my gun I throw up in the bathroom but still love themBaby, you're my best friend, best friendBaby, you're my best friend, best friendThat's my, that's my lifelineThat's my ride or die likeThat's my say I hate you but you know that that's a damn lieBaby, you're my best friend, best friendBaby, you're my best friend, best friendBaby, you're my best friend, best friendBaby, you're myBaby, you're myBaby, you're myYeah, I'll be there in 10 minutesBaby, you're my best friend, best friend