The only guys who treat me right are Ben and Jerry You fooled me twice, then one more time to add the cherry On top of girls who look just like me Then you tell me just to spite me So I'm home to be alone with Ben and Jerry I tell Ben and Jerry You're the reason I scream While I'm punching out my pillow like a bad dream While I'm cursing out my window with the ice cream Truck is going by me You're the reason I scream The only guys who don't make me cry are Ben and Jerry To think my family wonders why I'll never marry When every night I mock a Curtis zombie Makes my heart start hurting I go home to pack a ball with Ben and Jerry I tell Ben and Jerry You're the reason I scream While I'm punching out my pillow like a bad dream While I'm cursing out my window with the ice cream Truck is going by me You're the reason I scream So now I'm home, half-baked alone I'm tired of this rocky road Cause you're so cold, you need a comb You're the reason Oh, you're the reason I scream While I'm punching out my pillow like a bad dream While I'm cursing out my window with the ice cream Truck is going by me You're the reason I scream The only guys who treat me right are Ben and Jerry
