I believe that gas is too damn high
There ain't nothing more American than mama's apple pie
I believe in love, I believe in peace
But I don't believe we'll ever see it in that Middle East
I believe the Bible is cold, hard, fat
And I believe that Jesus is coming back
Oh, she does
I believe the Sabbath is a day of rest
The taxman and the devil share the same address
I believe don't start if you're gonna flee
I believe to keep your mouth shut, carry a big stick
I believe dogs are better than cats
And I believe that Jesus is coming back
Oh, she does
There's absolutely positive
Till there ain't no doubt in my mind
That O.J. did and Lee Harvey did
A seizure, they gone this time
I believe that cold, cold beer
Tastes better on a bar stool than it does anywhere
I believe hard work really makes the man
But everyone should work
The weather line, every now and then
I believe it's best to pay in cash
And I believe that Jesus is coming back
Oh, she does
There's absolutely positive
That O.J. did and Lee Harvey did


Till there ain't no doubt in my mind
That O.J. did and Lee Harvey did
She didn't change really at all this time
I believe she wore a real good thing
Can you believe I let a girl like her get away?
I believe she meant it the night she passed
Said Jesus is coming back
Before she does
Before she does
Before she does
Before she does