Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached blonde champ and she's probably getting frisky Right now he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot a whiskey Right now he's probably up behind her with a pool stick showing her how to shoot a combo And he don't know That I've got my key into the side of his pretty little soup tub four wheel drive Carve my name into his leather seat I took a little bit of slugger to both headlights, slept a whole eight awful times Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats Right now she's probably up singing some white trash version of Shania karaoke Right now she's probably saying I'm drunk and he's just thinking that he's gonna get lucky Right now he's probably diving down through Donald's walls to stop bathroom polo And he don't know That I've got my key into the side of his pretty little soup tub four wheel drive Carve my name into his leather seat I took a little bit of slugger to both headlights, slept a whole eight awful times Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats I might have saved a little trouble for the next girl Cause the next time that he cheats Oh, it won't be on me Won't be on me Cause I've got my key into the side of his pretty little soup tub four wheel drive Carve my name into his leather seat I took a little bit of slugger to both headlights, slept a whole eight awful times Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats Maybe next time he'll think Before he cheats Thanks for watching!