Everybody's got a problem, so do IBut we ain't gonna solve them on a Saturday nightI just put a paycheck in the bankAnd I ain't hit the town in a minute to drinkYou had one of them, one of those weeksStuck on repeat, I'll save you a seatCome on now, swing on byBring whatever's been on your mindLocals on tap and bottles on iceLiving on feel-good standard timeMy card's on the park, you got nowhere to beIf you don't come through, buddy, that's on youCause the beer's on meYeah, the beer's on meAin't that right, honey?Yeah, I'm gonna get around to two for all the onesJust to bust in your backWhile you're cussingThe sun and if your girl don't love you no moreWell, here's a tall boy to cry in and it's been paid forAnd if you're short on cash, say cheersDon't sweat it, leave the sweating to the beerCome on now, swing on byBring whatever's been on your mindLocals on tap and bottles on iceLiving on feel-good standard timeMy card's on the park, you got nowhere to beIf you don't come through, buddy, that's on youCause the beer's on meYeah, the beer's on meI like my drinks like my roof on the houseWe turnin' up, got double cup, the sun's goin' downWith lagers, I'm a boxer, yeah, I need about twelve roundsAnd I could be your sponsor if you like how that soundsTell me what you want, I'm a boxer, yeah, I need about twelve roundsTell me what you drinkin', buckets for a lankin'I could cover you and me and everyone you bringin'Come on now, swing on byBring whatever's been on your mindLocals on tap and bottles on iceLiving on feel-good standard timeMy card's on the park, you got nowhere to beIf you don't come through, buddy, that's on youCause the beer's on meYeah, the beer's on meThe beer's on meGonna save you a seatCause the beer's on meCome get a bud, heavy bush lightKill a cold mill, a blue moon, red strideMatter day don't matter to meCause don't nothin' taste better than freeYeah, the beer's on me