It happens every Friday night, I try to sit at the bar and keep quiet
Have one while I'm watching the game, it always ends the same
Nothing feels better in my hand, nothing changes my plans like a beer can
One and I'm coming unwound, two and I start to get loud
Three gets me tapping my feet, making friends with everybody I meet
Hold on, here I go again, nothing makes me crazier than a beer can
Cause I'm buying every round, I'm buying every round

Like I'm Richard Branson, dancing like they do at the Playboy Mansion
Singing like Elvis, only better cause I can talk to the girls like I'm Hugh Hefner
I'm making the rules, I'm breaking them too, doing everything I said I wouldn't do
Nothing takes me from Clark Kent to Superman
Like a beer can
Don't pour me tequila and lime, I'll pass on the whiskey and wine
You can keep the shots of who knows what, go ahead and set it on fire
No, I ain't that kind of man, believe it or not
You don't set me off like a beer can
And I'm buying every round like a beer can
Like I'm Richard Branson, dancing like they do at the Playboy Mansion
Singing like Elvis, only better cause I can talk to the girls like I'm Hugh Hefner
I'm making the rules, I'm breaking them too, doing everything I said I wouldn't do
Nothing takes me from Clark Kent to Superman
Like a beer can
If there's anybody else like me, I wanna see you raise your hands
Show me your cans, show me your cans
Cause I'm buying every round like I'm Richard Branson
Dancing like they do at the Playboy Mansion
Singing like Elvis, only better cause I can talk to the girls like I'm Hugh Hefner
Singing like Elvis, only better cause I can talk to the girls like I'm Hugh Hefner
I'm making the rules, I'm breaking them too, doing everything I said I wouldn't do
Nothing takes me from Clark Kent to Superman
Like a beer can
Superman
With a beer can