It happens every Friday night, I try to sit at the bar and keep quietHave one while I'm watching the game, it always ends the sameNothing feels better in my hand, nothing changes my plans like a beer canOne and I'm coming unwound, two and I start to get loudThree gets me tapping my feet, making friends with everybody I meetHold on, here I go again, nothing makes me crazier than a beer canCause I'm buying every round, I'm buying every roundLike I'm Richard Branson, dancing like they do at the Playboy MansionSinging like Elvis, only better cause I can talk to the girls like I'm Hugh HefnerI'm making the rules, I'm breaking them too, doing everything I said I wouldn't doNothing takes me from Clark Kent to SupermanLike a beer canDon't pour me tequila and lime, I'll pass on the whiskey and wineYou can keep the shots of who knows what, go ahead and set it on fireNo, I ain't that kind of man, believe it or notYou don't set me off like a beer canAnd I'm buying every round like a beer canLike I'm Richard Branson, dancing like they do at the Playboy MansionSinging like Elvis, only better cause I can talk to the girls like I'm Hugh HefnerI'm making the rules, I'm breaking them too, doing everything I said I wouldn't doNothing takes me from Clark Kent to SupermanLike a beer canIf there's anybody else like me, I wanna see you raise your handsShow me your cans, show me your cansCause I'm buying every round like I'm Richard BransonDancing like they do at the Playboy MansionSinging like Elvis, only better cause I can talk to the girls like I'm Hugh HefnerSinging like Elvis, only better cause I can talk to the girls like I'm Hugh HefnerI'm making the rules, I'm breaking them too, doing everything I said I wouldn't doNothing takes me from Clark Kent to SupermanLike a beer canSupermanWith a beer can