Silverado broke down,
rice store ran off,
I can't quit dipping
My boot blew out,
that sink is backed up there in the kitchen
I lost a hundred on the spread on the boys in Dallas
My ex moved into a penthouse palace,
it's been one hell of a week,
I know just what it needs
Twelve ounces,
sittin' on ice,
suddenly everything's feelin' alright
Catch a little smile,
sippin' on suck,
drink goin' down,
world lookin' up
It ain't all that bad when it's said and done,
I got 99 problems but a beer ain't one
Nothin' holds my hand,
nothin' kisses my lips,
does what it does to me
Fits in like a glove with my friends at a bar,
at a game in a Cousy
Like twelve ounces,
sittin' on ice,
suddenly everything's feelin' alright
Catch a little smile,
sippin' on suck,
drink goin' down,
world lookin' up
It ain't all that bad when it's said and done,
I got 99 problems but a beer ain't one
Yeah, but this one's gettin' low
When the rain's comin' down and the sun ain't shinin'
That silver bullet is my silver linin'
Twelve ounces,
sittin' on ice,
suddenly everything's feelin' alright
Catch a little smile,
sippin' on suck,
drink goin' down,
world lookin' up
It ain't all that bad when it's said and done,
I got 99 problems but a beer ain't one
99
problems but a beer ain't one
I got 99 problems but a beer ain't one