Esteemed Monsieur, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now, we invite you to relax, pull up a chair, as the dining room proudly presents your dinner. Be our guest. Be our guest. Put our service to the test. Tie your napkin round your neck, Monsieur, and we'll provide the rest. Soup du jour, hard hors d'oeuvres, sir, we only live to serve. Try the grey stuff, it's delicious, don't believe me? Ask the dishes, they can sing, they can dance. After all, sir, this is France, and our dinner here is never second best. Go on, unfold your man, you'll take a glance. You'll be our guest. We are guest. Be our guest. Beef ragout, cheese soufflé, pie and pudding en flambe. We'll prepare and serve with flair a culinary cabaret. Yes, you're cold, yes, you're wet, but we'll help you to forget. You all know outside it's storming when the silverware's performing. He tells jokes, I do tricks with my fellow candlesticks. And it's all in perfect taste that you can bear. Come on and lift your glass, you've won your own free pass to be our guest. If you're stressed, it's fine dining we suggest. Be our guest. Be our guest. Be our guest. Life is so unnerving for a servant who's not serving. He's not all without a soul to wait upon. Ah, those good old days when we were youthful. Suddenly those good old days are gone. Ten years we've been rusting, needing so much more than dusting. Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills. Most days we just lay around the castle. Flabby, fat and lazy, you walked in and oops-a-daisy. It's a guest, it's a guest, seeks a love, well I'll be blessed. Wine's been poured and thank the Lord I've had the napkins freshly pressed. With dessert you want tea and my dear, that's fine with me. While the cops do their soft shooing, I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing. I'll get warm, piping hot, heaven's sake is it a spot? Clean it up, we want the company impressed. We've got a lot to do, is it one love or two? For you our guest. He's our guest. He's our guest. Be our guest. Be our guest. Our command is your request. It's ten years since we've had anybody here and we're obsessed. With your meal, with your ease, yes indeed we aim to please. While the candlelight's still glowing, let us help you. We'll keep going, course by course. One by one, till you're sharp, enough I'm done. Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest. Tonight you'll prop your feet up, but for now sir I need a... Be our guest. Be our guest. Be our guest. Please be our guest.