What are your kids names? Jake and Luke. Nice. Good. Peanut butter and jelly. Chocolate milk
names. I like that. Yeah. Those are good names. What's your kid's name? Mika. Family reasons?
You just like the name? Is it short for anything? All right.
I don't know how I feel about that. It doesn't matter. Is it, I'm sorry, boy or girl? Girl,
Mika. All right. It's interesting. What's your guy's background? What's your heritage?
I'm part Lebanese. There you go. That's what you should tell people.
It's my grandmother's village. It was Mika. Oh, now it's beautiful.
Now it's not just short for Tamika.
Beautiful name. I'm just * with you. I think kids should just be boy and girl
till they're like 14. Like, let's figure out what human they are before we brand them with
a title forever. Parents go top shelf right away for these frumpy, pasty,
forgettable, mediocre children. You know, like they're not all going to be kings and queens. I'm
sorry. I was at the airport and there's this weird big headed dummy just running into things like
knocking stuff off shelves, spitting on the ground and his mom with her dollar store flip
flops and her orange foot meat dragging off with like the, yeah, you know her, like band-aids.
And she looked up from her phone. She goes, Brayden,
come here, little Brayden. And I'm like, Brayden, you went with Brayden? This kid's
barely a Frank and you went with Brayden? Are you? This cat's got to work hard to be a Wally.
What the * are you thinking?