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Just around the corner from a corned raccoon
Sanitary protection, vaccines or Twix
There's some bloke on the door who looks like Neil from the Matrix
Homemade sandwiches and homemade pies
You get served after hours if you give them the eyes
Don't try shoplifting, don't go lifting
The last person at the garden door
Had a proper *** kickin'
Loads of wicked people utilized the store
A bloke who'd tried to start a fight before
But he wasn't affiliated with the friendly staff
Cause he was rough, the sort of person who was shittin' goodbye
Plastic sunnies and Polish tips
Extra strength lager to drink on the street
It's a local shop, but it's so much more
I love going down there when I smoke a draw
Three bottles for a tin of red, pink or white
Will keep your missus legs open all night
If you need tampons and you've got a heavy flow
Then Bangswell is just the only place to go
I took some ecstasy and went there shopping
Loved it so much, next week
I'm double dropping
Bangswell Express
Bangswell Express
It's like a mini-mart, you get more for less
Bangswell Express
Bangswell Express
A range of soft drinks and crisps are the best
Bangswell Express
Big Bangswell Road is the address
Bangswell Express
Bangswell Express