Who was once a bell hookin' son of a gun Now who keeps a pint laid out behind suitnumber one Who was ridin' high till a pretty girl rodehim to the ground And a kid knows where to find meI'm Bandy the rodeo clown And ridin' and a-ropin' I was closin' inon number one I dreams at night I ride on that silver satellitenumber one Since he left me the whiskey he takes meto the rodeo ground Well the cowboys think I'm handyI'm Bandy the rodeo clown I could ride a moped, bells and a bronzeNewhouse boss The ride that woman took me on broke a wholelot more than this old cowboy's bones Well the tears on my makeup melt my paintedsmile into a frown The crowd thinks I'm a dandyI'm Bandy the rodeo clown I could ride a moped, bells and a bronzeNewhouse boss The ride that woman took me on broke a wholelot more than this old cowboy's bones Well the tears on my makeup melt my paintedsmile into a frown The crowd thinks I'm a dandyI'm Bandy the rodeo clown