Well, I liked to smile when I was a pup Sailing down the mile in a china cupWith a recipe for a lovely day Sticking out of my back pocketBut it wasn't always such a pretty sight As we used to fight like cats and dogsTill we made it up in the ballroomBallroom dancing, made a man of me One, two, three, four, I just plain adoreYour ballroom dancing, seen it on TV I got what I got from ballroom dancingBig DBig DWell, I used to fly when I was a kid And I didn't cry if it hurt a bitOn a carpet ride to a foreign land At the time of David CrockettBut it wasn't always such a pretty sight As we used to fight like cats and dogsTill we made it up in the ballroomBallroom dancing, made a man of meBallroom dancing, made a man of me One, two, three, four, I just plain adoreYour ballroom dancing, seen it on TV I got what I got from ballroom dancingBig DBig DBig DBig DBig DBig DBig D