I'm so sick, sick, sick, I'm tired Of working just to be retired I don't want to get that far I don't want your company car Promotions ain't my thing Name badges are not interesting It's much easier for me, see To stay at home with Richard and Judith Away, away, away, away from here I'm fed up of running mornings Wake up calls are getting boring round here Me drugging on the pavement The same people with the same arrangements Irony can be quite funny You're making other people money My working day has just begun It's not the job you want, I won't come back I want to wake up in the afternoon With daytime TV on my favourite tune Cause it is much easier for me To stay at home with Richard and Judith Away, away, away, away from here Away, away, away, away from here Saturday is your only highlight When you go out and live the high life Meeting up with other people Get interaction with the weekend people At least when all is said and done You wouldn't be the only one To be a slave to the modern wage You're crappy, we can visually escape I want to wake up in the afternoon With daytime TV on my favourite tune Cause it is much easier for me To stay at home with Richard and Judith Away, away, away, away from here *