In a little church on the village green I vowed my life away
Followed by a little gathering For those who wish to stay
Everyone who came brought us something good To build our happy home
But a certain something caught my eye It stood out on its own
On its own
Auntie Alice brought us this Auntie Alice brought us this
Not too late, not too soon Press it in the middle, it'll play a tune
Auntie Alice brought us this Auntie Alice brought us this
We got a clod from Van Gogh, we'll vow for us But Auntie Alice brought us this
When the vicar stood up for his speech There was not one eye on him
Everybody waiting anxiously For Auntie to come in
And my pretty wife, who was full of strife She said it wasn't fair
Cause the wedding day was runner-up To that thing over there
Over there
Auntie Alice brought us this Auntie Alice brought us this
Not too late, not too soon Press it in the middle, it'll play a tune
Auntie Alice brought us this Auntie Alice brought us this
We got a clod from Van Gogh, we'll vow for us But Auntie Alice brought us this
When we left the town on our honeymoon To an island far away
Everything was good and I felt we could Have stayed and stayed and stayed
Walking in the sand, swimming in the sea Or dancing in the sun
But when the evening came there were better ways Of joining in the fun, in the fun
Auntie Alice brought us this Auntie Alice brought us this
Not too late, not too soon Press it in the middle, it'll play a tune
Auntie Alice brought us this Auntie Alice brought us this
We got a clod from Van Gogh, we'll vow for us But Auntie Alice brought us this
Auntie Alice brought us this Auntie Alice brought us this