Sparky, this is your piano
Fender, this is your guitar
Einstein, this is your equation
And Ringo, this is your star
Isosceles, here is your triangle
Leicester, here is your square
Arctic, here is your circle
And wing, here is your prayer
Everybody knows
Everyone knows that we belong
Together
Everyone except you
Everybody knows
I'm so positive
You're so negative
That must mean I'm attractive to you
I'm attractive to you
Fish, here are your fingers
Missiles, these are your toes
Chip, here is your shoulder
West End, these are your shows
Brown, here's your capability
Kirk, here's your enterprise
Customer, this is your service
And girls, here are your guys
Everybody knows
Everyone knows that we belong together
Everybody knows that we belong together
Uh-huh
Cause everyone except you
Everybody knows
I'm so positive
You're so negative
Uh-huh
That must mean I'm attractive to you
Yeah, I'm attractive to you
Yeah, I'm attractive to you
Yeah, I'm attractive to you
Yeah, I'm attractive to you
Yeah, I'm attractive to you
Yeah, I'm attractive to you

Coffee, here's your percolator
Wonder, this is your land
Swinging, here are the sixties
And Rio, here is your grand
Everybody knows
Now everyone knows
That we belong together
Uh-huh
That's everyone except you
Everybody knows
I'm so positive
You're so negative, and that must mean I'm attractive
Everyone knows that we belong together
Cause everyone except you
I'm so positive, you're so negative
And that must mean I'm attractive to you
Yeah, I'm attractive to you
I'm attractive to you
Oh yeah, I'm lovely