It's off.
It's off.
Still the blood, it clots and the hearts get stricken
See, everybody's searchin' for
Bad Attitude Chicken
My Porsche got stuck in traffic and my girlfriend said,
Get real, how dare you get me stuck here
How'd you think that made me feel?
I got a Yamaha, five million a bike was what I needed
With my name spelt on the number plates like
Yes, my girlfriend's name is Anne
But she says the K is silent for the H after the A-R
She gets really violent
She wears designer jewels and she's got designer clothes
Which go with her designer mouth, eyes, eyes, tits and nose
And she does another line and she's talkin' finger lickin'
And that's my signal to send out for
Bad Attitude Chicken
A special breed that fills the need
Is bred to feed the endless greed
Ah yes, it's poultry time for all you little kittens
Well, let's get hip and dope
Attitude Chicken
Now when she comes she screams, designer screams
At precisely the right moment
Loud enough so the neighbors hear and think I'm really potent
She's considerate like that
Which is why I guess I love her
And by that I hope you don't think that I am trying to smother
Her uniqueness, our freedom
To find some other lovers and express herself
Her uniqueness, our freedom
To find some other lovers and express herself
Sexually and attempting to discover the inner self
That every modern woman in the land
Has a democratic right to which I as modern man
Of course respect and understand and deacon empathize with
Appreciate, articulate, feel for and sympathize with
And any reference I might make to her sexuality
Has been vetted and approved by the women's commissary
And the plans get hatched for the plots they deconceive
Everybody's looking for Attitude Chicken
Neatly packaged politics for all the little minds
It's the special interest lobby for these multicultural times
Politically correct are the Nazis of our time
When it's the freedom of ideas that makes men civilized
Let's drag out the old scapegoat if he's still alive
And kick him and go riding off in glory for that
Old Attitude Chicken
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
Glug, glug, glug, glug
Attitude Chicken
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
Glug, glug, glug, glug
Attitude Chicken